me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that’s what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up
